Rantings of a sub-editor

February 15, 2010

The milk bomb

Filed under: Substuff says... — substuff @ 9:53 am

The first thing I do when I arrive at work today is open the fridge, with the intention of putting my lunch in it. Unbeknownst to me, the fridge is a ticking dairybomb, just waiting to be detonated. On the inside, a glass bottle of milk (full, but not sealed) teeters on the bottom ledge, waiting for a bleary-eyed Monday-morning sub to set it free. And I do, wreaking milky mayhem upon the world.

Good morning everyone, it’s Monday – hurrah!

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